Motherless Brooklyn

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"Look, it's a theater showing 'Joker.' Let's go in and see how I should have played this role." ©2019 Warner Br...

Good Omens
(Amazon Prime TV Series)

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This achingly unfunny romp would have to butch up to be considered even "twee." (Reviewed June 7, 2019, by James Dawson ) I ...

Godzilla: King of The Monsters

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Every deafening battle scene looks this unwatchably murky, smoke-filled and generally dismal. Also, this movie blows like a Category 5 hu...

Ma

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"OMG, this movie sucks!" "Totally!" "Dude, it blows!" ©2019 Universal (Reviewed May 30, 2019, by James Da...

Brightburn

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Making fun of the costume will be the last thing on the mind of anyone who sees him. ©2019 Sony (Reviewed July 22, 2019, by James Dawso...

Parody Review: "First Man"

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Really subtle, Hollywood. SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! (Reviewed October 12, 2018, by James Dawson ) Note: When I pitched the following extrem...

Phoebe in Wonderland

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Elle Fanning, through the looking glass. ©2008 Silverwood Films (Reviewed February 24, 2009, by James Dawson ) Note: I originally wro...

Beastly

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Truly, this is a monstrously bad movie. ©2011 CBS Films (Reviewed February 19, 2011, by James Dawson ) Note: I originally did this r...

Ant-Man and The Wasp

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"Shouldn't it be 'The Wasp and Ant-Man?'" (#TimesUp) ©2018 Marvel (Reviewed July 6, 2018, by James Dawson ) Li...

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

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The radiantly lovely Bryce Dallas Howard. There also are dinosaurs in this movie. ©2018 Universal (Reviewed June 22, 2018, by James Daw...

Isle of Dogs

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This movie is doggone good. Yeah, I said it. ©2018 Fox Searchlight (Reviewed March 23, 2018, by James Dawson ) My rave review of thi...

A Wrinkle in Time

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Things are getting rocky for Mrs. Which (Oprah Winfrey) and Meg Murry (Storm Reid). ©2018 Disney (Reviewed March 7, 2018, by James Daws...

Annihilation

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Ouch. ©2018 Paramount (Reviewed February 21, 2018, by James Dawson ) “Annihilation” may be more good-looking than good, but this ...

Black Panther

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Here kitty kitty. ©2018 Marvel Studios (Reviewed February 6, 2018, by James Dawson ) Too many politically correct praise-heapers a...

Phantom Thread

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Say yes to the dress...maker. ©2017 Focus Features. (Reviewed December 14, 2017, by James Dawson ) The premise of director/writer P...

The Shape of Water

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This amazing adult fantasy is one of the year's best films. © 2017 Fox Searchlight (Reviewed November 26, 2017, by James Dawson ...

Justice League

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Yep, it's another dark and dreary DC Comics dirge. Damn it. © 2017 Warner Bros. (Reviewed November 16, 2017, by James Dawson ) ...

Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
(Criterion Collection Edition)

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Kyle MacLachlan and Sheryl Lee share a mildly risque joke in this lighthearted romantic comedy. Not. © 1992 CiBy 2000 (Reviewed Octob...

Thor: Ragnarok

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Hulk, Thor, Valkyrie and Loki playing bridge. Rainbow Bridge, that is. © 2017 Marvel Studios (Reviewed October 19, 2017, by James D...

Blade Runner 2049

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Replicant Ryan Gosling and hologram dreamgirl Ana de Armas. © 2017 Alcon Entertainment (Reviewed October 5, 2017, by James Dawson ) ...

Kingsman: The Golden Circle

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No, they're not watching online porn. © 2017 Fox (Reviewed September 18, 2017, by James Dawson ) "Kingsman: The Golden Ci...